10/11/2009

FOLLOW ME I HAVE A MAP...(an incident on the way to my niece's wedding)



'Tis the morning of the wedding day,
Of two young lovers, Kevin; Faye.
A perfect day to make their vows,
No fallings out or many rows.

At the castle we did plan to meet,
To follow Arthur, as in a fleet.
We all stood at our car door,
One, two, then three and four.

Then at the signal we jumped in,
Brothers, sisters, kith and kin.
Off we went our way to wend,
Until we lost him round the bend.

Round and round and here and there,
I was following daughter Claire.
In front of her there was this car,
With two Aussies who had come far.

In a garage-forecourt they did stop,
From out our cars we all did hop.
"Bloody strewth Bruce! we're all lost,
We need to find him at our cost."

“Follow me I have a map,
It’s now spread out upon my lap.
To find the church we now must go,
One after another all in a row."

The clock is ticking faster now,
As we sped off stern to bow.
Which way to go we do not know,
The road that's high or the road that's low.

The motorway it loomed ahead,
And to the left Aussie Bruce he led.
A sign appeared that stopped our smiles,
"Belfast only twenty miles."

"Oh my God!" now what to do?
Bruce as got us in a stew.
"To turn around we have no choice,"
From out the back there came this voice.

A slip road there appeared ahead,
So down it now was where we sped.
"Look there's a farmer, he will know,
Ask him the way that we must go."

"To be sure just go down,
Down and down into the town."
"At the pub you should turn right,
Just twenty yards from the traffic-light."

Time is passing, not long now,
When our pair will make their vow.
Over sea and over land,
We have come to see the wedding band.

"There it is! there's the church,"
And to a halt the car did lurch.
Out we jumped and off we ran,
But we carried dear old Gran.

Into the church we then did fly,
And old Gran she let out a sigh,.
When the Usher said "You'll have to wait",
"The couple are an hour late."

9/21/2009

A SHADOW OF MY FORMER SELF


I'm not the man I used to be,
Just the shadow of my former self.
The barrier that confronts me now,
It caught me up by stealth.

The route to go is in front of me,
There is no other way.
If I should leave my chosen path,
So dearly I would pay.

The time is passing quickly now,
I need to reach my goal.
My earthly body will remain,
But I will lose my soul.

A cloud drifts by the Sun has gone,
My soul has disappeared.
'til my heart and soul are one again,
I'll cry the tears I feared.

7/17/2009

THE DEATH OF MAY



That special month we know as May,
Is over now, no more to stay.
Buttercup-meadows, stain trousers yellow,
Midst verdant pastures that now are mellow.

The heavy scent of Hawthorn bush,
The flight of rabbits in a rush.
Small birds chirping in the tree,
The busy buzzing of bumble-bee

Swooping Swallows have returned once more,
From that far-off distant shore.
The cows out at last in Summer's sun,
With grass to eat and room to run.

The smell of Garlic all around,
Those green shoots sprouting from the ground.
The dainty scent of pink Mayflower,
Grows stronger with each fleeting hour.

Horse-chestnut flowers all creamy-white,
The start of conkers for boys' delight.
A puffs a tick and a puffs a tock,
That tells the time by a Dandelion-clock.

The Ash the last to bloom this year,
Thought it had died, that was our fear.
The bleating sheep they seem to say,
"It's not long now until next May."

4/28/2009

MEMORIES IN THE ATTIC



Black and white and colour too,
These images we see of you,
When you were young with curly locks,
Just photographs in an old shoe box.

Writing books look scribbled now,
How we learnt to write we'll not know how.
Those reading books of "Mick and Spot",
To your own kids you read a lot.

Your school reports you dreaded then,
For English you got four out of ten.
"Must do better" the teacher said,
These are the words that your mum read.

Your hockey stick's against the wall,
For rounders there's a bat and ball.
The trophy that your team won,
"Congratulations and well done."

There's dolly there and Ted as well,
Of good times they will ring a bell.
It's time to go you've things to do,
None of these memories you will rue.

1/26/2009

ACROSS THE SEA



My love has gone across the sea,
To where the sun sets in the West,
He is the man I love the most,
The man I love the best.

I'll never know the reason why,
No farewell he had bidden,
His reasons he'd kept to himself,
His thoughts they were well hidden.

I'll dream of him all every night,
Till he returns to me,
When we're together once again,
So happy we will be.

1/09/2009

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Items marked ** were originally replies to postings made by John Goacher who can be found at http://tykonia.blogspot.com/

DOGS**



I hate dogs! They bark, they crap all over the place, but most of all I'm frightened to death of them. Big un's, little un's, black un's, white un's, everyone of them puts the fear of God into me.I must have been about seven(or eight) and I was out on my bike going up Salterforth Drag towards the quarries that you will remember up there. I was pushing my bike(it's a bloody steep hill is that)when I got to the spot where there was a drinking trough for the horses, when a collie dog came running towards me, I bent down and started stroking it, when all of a sudden it grabbed me by the hand and bit my fingers, drawing blood. Being only seven(or eight)it hurt, and I cried.Whatever my plan was for the day was cancelled immediately (what was a seven or eight-year-old lad doing out on his own miles from home)and off I cycled home to tell my mum. Cannot remember what transpired, but I do know that the dog had been in a fight and had a raw wound on its neck, and of course when I was stroking it I touched the wound, hence the beast attacking me.So ever since I have been frightened to death of dogs and have many tales of my encounters with them. I have had a brief respite the last five years since I had a replacement hip and I walk with a stick, I feel more secure when in the presence of them for I can defend myself with the stick.