Barnoldswick
& Earby Times
& Earby Times
KEEPING YOU IN TOUCH
NEWSFLASH!
GREAT FREEZE CLAIMS ANOTHER VICTIM.
FORMER EARBY POP STAR FOUND FROZEN TO DEATH.
The
emergency services were called to the home of Kenny Ranson at 25 Gisburn Road,
Barnoldswick, in the early hours of this morning after Mr I.Deliver, the local
milkman, rang them in a state of panic saying, “I always see Kenny wandering about
when I deliver the milk and when I did not see him I felt very worried because
he owed me two weeks milk money.”
Kenny was
found sat rigid at his computer and written on the screen were the words:
“Would
someone please water my tomato plants when I’ve go…………….ne”.
The coroner's
verdict will be posted on Kenny’s Blog sometime this afternoon.
All
contributions to be sent to BUGGER (Buggered Up Gardeners Great Exhibition Revival)