WHAT A WAY TO GO!

Barnoldswick 
      & Earby Times

                                       KEEPING YOU IN TOUCH

NEWSFLASH!

GREAT FREEZE CLAIMS ANOTHER VICTIM.

FORMER  EARBY POP STAR FOUND FROZEN TO DEATH.

The emergency services were called to the home of Kenny Ranson at 25 Gisburn Road, Barnoldswick, in the early hours of this morning after Mr I.Deliver, the local milkman, rang them in a state of panic saying,  “I always see Kenny wandering about when I deliver the milk and when I did not see him I felt very worried because he owed me two weeks milk money.”

Kenny was found sat rigid at his computer and written on the screen were the words:

“Would someone please water my tomato plants when I’ve go…………….ne”.

The coroner's verdict will be posted on Kenny’s Blog sometime this afternoon.

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